so, in honor of our friend Dustin Cox, i have three prints i'm putting up for sale, all proceeds going towards his family. details below.
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Saturday, December 20, 2014
End of an Era: Updated
just wanted to take a moment to honor the memory of our good friend Dustin Cox, a lion among men!
Sunday, December 7, 2014
El Time Machino...Take Your Journey
i was recently able to work with tiny showcase
on creating a letterpressed lunar calendar for 2015, and here is the
result. the theme, is time traveling - not back in time, but into the future where dinosaurs and helicopters are trying to coexist.
Friday, November 28, 2014
Black Friday Keys Cons 2 Sale
sale
updatery: black keys and Pros and Cons DOS are sold out. new web portfolio under construction and hopefully up soonish. relatively speaking. appreciate your patience.
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Public Service Announcement
Web site under construction. New site coming soon, stay tuned for your viewing pleasures.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Guardians of the Galaxy LP
I recently worked with Mondo to create an album for the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack, Awesome Mix Vol. 1 - Deluxe Vinyl LP. They are available NOW to purchase here and you can read more about it here.
Pre-order is open now, scheduled to ship out early 2015.
Each record comes with one of nine randomly inserted screen-printed handbills featuring various characters from the film.
Here's the track list, enjoy.
1. Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
2. Go All the Way - Raspberries3. Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
4. Moonage Daydream - David Bowie
5. Fooled Around and Fell in Love - Elvin Bishop
6. I Want You Back - The Jackson 5
7. I'm Not in Love - 10cc
8. Come and Get Your Love - Redbone
9. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
10. Escape (The Piña Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
11. O-O-H Child - The Five Stairsteps
12. Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Sunday, September 14, 2014
life and times of Judge Roy Tstout
greetings faithful reader,
i'll be away from my computer and email for a little bit, but sarah will continue handling all poster shipments and email responses, so feel free to continue to email / inquire / tapdance.
i'll still have some pieces coming out in the following months. but if i don't respond to your email, and sarah does, don't be offended. whence i return we'll hit the ground running. or possibly hit the ground and lie there in a crumpled heap.
either way, i appreciate your business and apologize for the absence. my heart will go on.
best
tstout
VP of Mergers and Acquisitions
FAQ:
Q: is everything ok?
A: yes, its all good, nothing bad is happening. i am in good health, i am not going to jail. basically i'm taking classes to help me be better at meeting deadlines, producing more work, being more reliable. just in general being a better tstout. all good things. but it would probably be difficult to balance day to day operations while going through these classes. i'll go into more detail when/ if i actually graduate from the program. right now its kinda 'fingers crossed' sorta deal.
again, nothing bad. apologies for the vagueness, but if i flunk out, then i'll never mention it again and we'll pretend it never happened.
i'll be away from my computer and email for a little bit, but sarah will continue handling all poster shipments and email responses, so feel free to continue to email / inquire / tapdance.
i'll still have some pieces coming out in the following months. but if i don't respond to your email, and sarah does, don't be offended. whence i return we'll hit the ground running. or possibly hit the ground and lie there in a crumpled heap.
either way, i appreciate your business and apologize for the absence. my heart will go on.
best
tstout
VP of Mergers and Acquisitions
FAQ:
Q: is everything ok?
A: yes, its all good, nothing bad is happening. i am in good health, i am not going to jail. basically i'm taking classes to help me be better at meeting deadlines, producing more work, being more reliable. just in general being a better tstout. all good things. but it would probably be difficult to balance day to day operations while going through these classes. i'll go into more detail when/ if i actually graduate from the program. right now its kinda 'fingers crossed' sorta deal.
again, nothing bad. apologies for the vagueness, but if i flunk out, then i'll never mention it again and we'll pretend it never happened.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Guardians of the Galaxy Lottery
lotto has closed, thanks for your entries!
x
x
x
hello. if you're interested in purchasing my guardians of the galaxy poster, please read and follow the following instructions.
i will be selling them via email lottery. everyone who submits their info will be eligible, and sarah will go through and randomly select as many people as posters we have. my apologies if you are not selected, it is completely random.
the lottery will be closed by 10AM Thursday, August 21th, Pacific Standard Time. if you don't submit your info by that date, you will not be eligible.
heres how to enter. if you don't follow these instructions, you could be disqualified.
Email your Name and Shipping Address to xxxlink removed, lotto closedxxx by 10AM PST Thursday, August 21th, PST. you can put anything in the subject line, all emails to this email address will by considered entries. put GotG if you are unsure, anything works.
Sarah will pick from the email entries and send out emails Thursday, August 21th,, hopefully by 12PM PST. please check tstout.com and i will announce when emails are done going out.
1. Only submit your name once, via email. you address must be your shipping address, and your paypal shipping address.
2. If your name is submitted more than once, you'll be disqualified from being picked. If your address is submitted more than once, you'll be disqualified.
3. If you purchase under a different name than the name you submitted, you'll be refunded and disqualified. If you are not picked at all, yet someone gives you a link and you purchase the poster, you'll be refunded and disqualified. Sarah checks each order as it comes in, and refunds those not picked.
- if you're picked, you can choose to purchase either the regular or the variant (as long as copies are available). You cannot purchase both. If you do, you'll be refunded on both.
Posters will be $65 for the regular, $110 for the variant. Plus shipping. Sarah tells me shipping rates have gone up a few bucks, so shipping might be a few dollars higher to some places, my apologies.
that's it. pretty easy. just submit your name and shipping address and wait. no additional effort needed. you don't need to email me and convince me to pick you, because its out of my hands, its in Sarah's hands.
if you do have questions, email them to info@tstout.com - but only questions. lotto entries must go to ***lotto closed***.
poster details.
variant
24x36 8 color screenprint with metallic inks on cream paper.
regular
24x36 7 color screenprint with metallic inks and split fountain on cream paper.
All posters will all be signed and numbered.
FAQ:
Q: i would prefer not to participate in the lottery and will email you directly asking to purchase the print.
A: ah life.
Q: i heard you had another print for sale as well?
A: yes, that is true.
Q: why don't you do a timed release of this Guardians poster?
A: i don't own the rights to Guardians, sadly. i wish i did.
x
x
x
hello. if you're interested in purchasing my guardians of the galaxy poster, please read and follow the following instructions.
i will be selling them via email lottery. everyone who submits their info will be eligible, and sarah will go through and randomly select as many people as posters we have. my apologies if you are not selected, it is completely random.
the lottery will be closed by 10AM Thursday, August 21th, Pacific Standard Time. if you don't submit your info by that date, you will not be eligible.
heres how to enter. if you don't follow these instructions, you could be disqualified.
Email your Name and Shipping Address to xxxlink removed, lotto closedxxx by 10AM PST Thursday, August 21th, PST. you can put anything in the subject line, all emails to this email address will by considered entries. put GotG if you are unsure, anything works.
Sarah will pick from the email entries and send out emails Thursday, August 21th,, hopefully by 12PM PST. please check tstout.com and i will announce when emails are done going out.
1. Only submit your name once, via email. you address must be your shipping address, and your paypal shipping address.
2. If your name is submitted more than once, you'll be disqualified from being picked. If your address is submitted more than once, you'll be disqualified.
3. If you purchase under a different name than the name you submitted, you'll be refunded and disqualified. If you are not picked at all, yet someone gives you a link and you purchase the poster, you'll be refunded and disqualified. Sarah checks each order as it comes in, and refunds those not picked.
- if you're picked, you can choose to purchase either the regular or the variant (as long as copies are available). You cannot purchase both. If you do, you'll be refunded on both.
Posters will be $65 for the regular, $110 for the variant. Plus shipping. Sarah tells me shipping rates have gone up a few bucks, so shipping might be a few dollars higher to some places, my apologies.
that's it. pretty easy. just submit your name and shipping address and wait. no additional effort needed. you don't need to email me and convince me to pick you, because its out of my hands, its in Sarah's hands.
if you do have questions, email them to info@tstout.com - but only questions. lotto entries must go to ***lotto closed***.
poster details.
variant
24x36 8 color screenprint with metallic inks on cream paper.
24x36 7 color screenprint with metallic inks and split fountain on cream paper.
All posters will all be signed and numbered.
FAQ:
Q: i would prefer not to participate in the lottery and will email you directly asking to purchase the print.
A: ah life.
Q: i heard you had another print for sale as well?
A: yes, that is true.
Q: why don't you do a timed release of this Guardians poster?
A: i don't own the rights to Guardians, sadly. i wish i did.
Tstout Mailing List email
greetings tstout mailing list friends,
i hope you have been well. you mentioned you were interested in hearing updates from me regarding poster sales, so i am following up on that.
i have a Guardians of the Galaxy poster for sale, you can read more info here.
or i have this preorder for sale for a random art print. more info here.
i belieeeeeeve that concludes this email.
best
tyler
tstout.com
i hope you have been well. you mentioned you were interested in hearing updates from me regarding poster sales, so i am following up on that.
i have a Guardians of the Galaxy poster for sale, you can read more info here.
or i have this preorder for sale for a random art print. more info here.
i belieeeeeeve that concludes this email.
best
tyler
tstout.com
tstout.com - timed release preorder - Úlfhéðinn
Preorder has closed, link has expired. thanks very very much for your orders.
right now the run looks to be approximately 640ish, it could go up or down a few numbers, but that's my guess. if you desire a refund, please email me at info@tstout.com. thanks again.
hi. i am taking preorders for my newest artprint, Úlfhéðinn. which is basically just pronounced ulfhedinn, with some sass added. this preorder will be open for the next 24 hours, til 10AM Thursday, August 21st, PST. upon which it will be closed and the poster sent off to be printed. prints should hopefully ship within the next 3 weeks, it's all a matter of when my printer can fit them in.
a bit about the print. it is 12"x18", a 5 color screenprint on cream paper. there is a regular edition and a smaller variant edition, though you can't request which version you'd like, sarah will just be substituting the gold version into orders randomly.
the way preorders work: the edition size is based on however many orders i get during the sale period. it could be 50, it could be a million. in which case i would burst into flames and die. lets keep it reasonable.
shipping wise, since these are shipping so long after guardians of the galaxy prints are shipping, sarah won't be able to combine shipping orders. however, if you're international and happen to get picked in the Guardians lotto, and order this as well, drop us an email and we can try to work something out. shipping on these is less than my regular posters, since these are smaller.
HOW TO ORDER:
xxx link has expiredxxx add to cart, and order. check tstout.com for updates over the next few weeks, and i'll post a note on there when they are shipping. I am limiting people to 3 copies per household, since the point of this print is to make it as available as possible to whoever wants it. you can give it away to friends, sell it on ebay as wrapping paper, bury it in the sand. the possibilities are endless.
These posters will all be signed and numbered.
FAQ:
Q: will ordering this increase my chances in the lotto?
A: no. completely separate from that sale.
Q: can i request the gold variant?
A: no, those are a random thing, done for the fun of it. to spice things up! you can request the red version only though, since we'll have plenty.
Q: what does this print mean?
A: its about life man. and fish. and birdmen.
Q: why the unusual size?
A: is this size unusual? i think it fits the print well, its kinda a smaller sorta thing.
Q: is this print for a movie?
A: yes. its for Mac and Me II: MAD MAC Beyond Bio Dome.
Q: i am purchasing this as an investment.
A: as a general rule, my posters are for decoration only.
Monday, July 28, 2014
Wheres Wilson 2014 Wrap Up
alright, a wrap up of this, which was chronicled here.
well, as always, i tried to keep the drawing completely unbiased. sure i'm pulling for people, this is lora and dan S's second year playing, you want to see that pay off. but lotteries can be cruel mistressessessess....so i merely let the hand of chance decide.
and here it bees
if that works, it should display these numbers
which means
neal M
dan
pineapple (who i actually met in austin, for some reason i remember him clearly)
and adam
you'll notice i picked four numbers, i felt like i had so many entries, you gotta reward that, so the first two winners i'll send off variants to, and the second two will get regulars. if regulars exist. which i think they do? i guess we'll see.
keep in mind, it could take me up to a month to actually have my copies in hand. so right now its just a promise and a dream. but if i die, then it'll take longer for you to get these. a lot longer!! ha ha ha. gasp. *dies*.
ps. as many of you have probably guessed, Thomas Wilson is actually an anagram for "A Whims Stolon" - which is my pen name. i didn't want to cause too much fuss, but it was great meeting you all at SDCC, and i had a great time. until next year!
well, as always, i tried to keep the drawing completely unbiased. sure i'm pulling for people, this is lora and dan S's second year playing, you want to see that pay off. but lotteries can be cruel mistressessessess....so i merely let the hand of chance decide.
and here it bees
if that works, it should display these numbers
which means
neal M
dan
pineapple (who i actually met in austin, for some reason i remember him clearly)
and adam
you'll notice i picked four numbers, i felt like i had so many entries, you gotta reward that, so the first two winners i'll send off variants to, and the second two will get regulars. if regulars exist. which i think they do? i guess we'll see.
keep in mind, it could take me up to a month to actually have my copies in hand. so right now its just a promise and a dream. but if i die, then it'll take longer for you to get these. a lot longer!! ha ha ha. gasp. *dies*.
ps. as many of you have probably guessed, Thomas Wilson is actually an anagram for "A Whims Stolon" - which is my pen name. i didn't want to cause too much fuss, but it was great meeting you all at SDCC, and i had a great time. until next year!
Thursday, July 24, 2014
2014 Workman Chronicles
alright, finally getting ready to do the lotto. apologies on the delay.
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This is in regards to this ongoing contest. all pics can be mailed to me at info@tstout.com
Thursday Update: 4PM
Supposedly Tom is heading over to "the a&e booth to hang with my tattoo crew. 4000 area I think"
Congrats to Lora, the first to find Thomas - though she could possibly be the only person looking, in which case her chances are good in the lotto!
and congrats to chris, whos excellent zorg is the costume to beat this year! chris emailed me as well, after tom sent me the photo. pretty cool.
and congrats to jim, who emailed me this pic. three people in the running so far!
Friday update, 2:15 PM
well it took me awhile, but i've been getting emails, so heres where we're at. the order i'm posting these is actually the number each person will be in the lotto. the first person submitting will be number 1, etc. so these are being posted in the order i received em.
Yancy
Eric
Frank
Jacob
Michael
Dan
Ryan
Bill
Patrick
Jane
Pineapple
fun to put names to faces, since i actually know a bunch of these people from emails over the years. good times. though it does look like tom is enjoying this a bit too much. maybe i'll change the contest to be 'give tom a wedgie.' alright, that may be it for today, we'll see.
edit: and a last minute addition of joseph.
a few more that braved the saturday crowds
Paul
Tony
Mike
ALRIGHT
sunday update. this better be the last of them, ol tom's really blowing out edition size on this one, so many people are finding him. course i heard he was standing near the mondo booth. he loves it. next year we're doing a "Pants Wilson" contest instead.
so, for today
jon
lawrence
emily
david
geralle
joe
adam
eric
robin
liz
alex
casey
angel
alex
so..by my count...33 people? hard to keep track of at this point. i've assigned people numbers for the lotto, each number is approximately the order in which i received your email?
and lastly, jung with the last minute email.
alright, one last one, Dan with the last entry
AND Joshua H
and because i'm not a heartless monster, i let these last two entries in
rob
and neal
so the list looks something like this.
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This is in regards to this ongoing contest. all pics can be mailed to me at info@tstout.com
Thursday Update: 4PM
Supposedly Tom is heading over to "the a&e booth to hang with my tattoo crew. 4000 area I think"
Congrats to Lora, the first to find Thomas - though she could possibly be the only person looking, in which case her chances are good in the lotto!
and congrats to chris, whos excellent zorg is the costume to beat this year! chris emailed me as well, after tom sent me the photo. pretty cool.
and lastly (for thursday) alex sends this pic. that could be it for 2014's Where's Workman, a good looking group of people. but we'll see, i'll keep updating through the weekend and maybe there will be some more.
Friday update, 2:15 PM
well it took me awhile, but i've been getting emails, so heres where we're at. the order i'm posting these is actually the number each person will be in the lotto. the first person submitting will be number 1, etc. so these are being posted in the order i received em.
Yancy
Eric
Frank
Jacob
Michael
Dan
Ryan
Bill
Patrick
Jane
Pineapple
fun to put names to faces, since i actually know a bunch of these people from emails over the years. good times. though it does look like tom is enjoying this a bit too much. maybe i'll change the contest to be 'give tom a wedgie.' alright, that may be it for today, we'll see.
edit: and a last minute addition of joseph.
a few more that braved the saturday crowds
Paul
Mike
sunday update. this better be the last of them, ol tom's really blowing out edition size on this one, so many people are finding him. course i heard he was standing near the mondo booth. he loves it. next year we're doing a "Pants Wilson" contest instead.
so, for today
jon
lawrence
emily
david
geralle
joe
adam
eric
robin
liz
alex
casey
angel
alex
so..by my count...33 people? hard to keep track of at this point. i've assigned people numbers for the lotto, each number is approximately the order in which i received your email?
and lastly, jung with the last minute email.
AND Joshua H
and because i'm not a heartless monster, i let these last two entries in
rob
so the list looks something like this.
- lora
- chris
- jim
- alex
- yancy
- eric
- frank
- jacob
- michael
- dan
- ryan
- bill
- patrick
- jane
- pineapple
- joseph
- paul
- tony
- mike
- jon
- lawrence
- emily
- david
- geralle
- joe
- adam
- eric G
- robin
- liz
- alex W
- casey
- angel
- alex O
- jung
- Dan S
- Joshua H
- rob x
- neal M
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