HELLO SIR and/or MADAM. if you're interested in purchasing my Goonies poster, here's how.
i will be selling them via email lottery. everyone who enters will be eligible.
the lottery will be closed by 1PM Tuesday, November 24th, Pacific Standard Time.
Sarah will pick from the email entries and send out emails Tuesday, November 24th, hopefully by 3PM PST. for updates, check tstout.com. also, interested in a shirt? no? i'm selling them. i am literally selling them. ends tomorrow. alright.
HOW TO ENTER:
First off, and this is CRITICAL, only enter ONCE. if you enter more than once, you'll be disqualified. We have some people every lotto and it sucks to refund people, makes me very sad. when sarah tells me she did it.
and with that info....
Email your Name and Shipping Address to xxx lotto closed xxx by 1PM PST Tuesday, November 24th, PST. ---- you can put Goonies in the subject line, or leave it blank. We don't read the emails, sarah only goes through and selects people randomly. so please don't write a huge email, this is only a lotto entry, your Name and Shipping address are the only required items.
RULES
1. Only submit your name once, via email. your address must be your paypal shipping address. Make sure the address you submit is your shipping address. If you get chosen and try to change the address, we'll assume you've submitted many entries under multiple addresses and you'll be disqualified.
2. If your name is submitted more than once, you'll be disqualified from being picked. If your address is submitted more than once, you'll be disqualified.
3. If you purchase under a different name than the name you submitted, you'll be refunded and disqualified. If you are not picked at all, yet someone gives you a link and you purchase the poster, you'll be refunded and disqualified. Sarah checks each order as it comes in, and refunds those not picked.
- if you're picked, you can choose to purchase either the regular or the variant (as long as copies are available). You cannot purchase both. If you do, you'll be refunded on both.
Posters will be $65 for the regular, $110 for the variant. Plus shipping.
That is all. Email your shipping address, sit back and relax. this will literally take 30 seconds out of your day, then forget about it, and maybe you'll get an email tomorrow, no biggie.
if you do have questions, email them to info at tstout dot com - but only questions. lotto entries need to go to the xxx lotto closed xxx address.
regular
variant
note about this variant: I was contacted by my friend Nate at Oregon Film about doing a poster for the 30th anniversary celebration of Goonies in Astoria. that project merged into a mondo project, which is why all three posters have the Oregon Film logo on them. This variant is specifically for Oregon Film, and the different info at the bottom reflects that. so, there ya go. little bit of info.
FAQ: - ok serious FAQ time, these are real questions i get asked.
Q: why only one lotto entry per address? my two brothers and grandfather and twin baby daughters and guy who lives in the crawlspace under my house are all huge fans of yours!
A: we only allow one entry per house because we have no way of knowing how many people live at your house. you could enter 30 times and say you live in an orphanage, i would have no way of checking. i myself could enter under tyler stout, ty stout, tj stout, jon stout, mr.stout, tbagz stout, tbone stout, tron stout, one address per entry is an easy way to keep it somewhat fair.
Q: can i offer you more money than what you're selling to ensure i get a print?
A: while i'm flattered, this lotto is the only way i'm selling prints, it keeps it fair, it spreads the posters out across the globe.
Q: why do i never win the lotto?
A: again, its random, i have no central database that tracks previous winners, i have only these lotto entries, and people are chosen from them randomly. please don't be sad. you'll win next time. or the time after that. or after that. or after that. someday. somehow. you're all winners in my book.
